any bitch can spend a man’s money, ride in his car, lay in his bed, order off the menu, and spread her legs,
but only a REAL woman can help a man achieve his goals in life, supports him when he’s broke, constantly pushes him to be successful, showers him with positive energy, compliments him on a regular, and never kicks him while he’s down. instead she lifts him up.
^ this. biggest turn on.
Gaming Logic
more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger
the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land
when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots
when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area
When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.
When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win
Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.
Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.
All of these things. All of them.
